Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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