i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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