it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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