I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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