Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
