I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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