If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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