I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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