Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dicks are not precious.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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