You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
they're like a gay fantastic four
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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