Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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