my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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