I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
