Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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