You work out of a Hotel?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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