Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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