It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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