do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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