My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize