rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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