your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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