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Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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