I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
