i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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