thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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