why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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