btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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