Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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