she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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