this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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