Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.