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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  my computer doesn't work...

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  why?

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  i puked on it last night

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• (561): View more from Florida

  If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.

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  Agreed

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water

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• (845): View more from New York

  It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  no it was

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  but you compared your dick to a female disney character

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