it was like eating out sand paper
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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