"it" just moved
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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