Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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