I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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