On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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