So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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