you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
