I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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