I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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