Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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