Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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