i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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