you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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