But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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