So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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