I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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