The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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