Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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