Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
my liver is dry heaving
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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