If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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