I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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