: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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