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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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