Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Every concussion has its silver lining
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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