Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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