she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?