Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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