At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We don't watch enough power rangers
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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