Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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